Total Medals Earned: 596 (From 142 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,695 Points
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/145 points)
Drive 40mph with 10 marijuana.
Continuously hold down the horn for 10 seconds.
Get 2000 points driving legally.
Get hit by three cars of the same color.
Die within 5 seconds of starting.
Get a final score of 2000 with 5 ecstasy and 5 shrooms.
Get killed by 4 cars driving next to each other.
Get a final score of at least 2500 with at least 15 ecstasy.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
okay wow
you okay?
now what are you going to eat?!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
yummy
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
FUCK
you ate ALL the tinfoil
Medals Earned: 6/6 (30/30 points)
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You ate all the pizza :(
Watch the credits :D
You've been trolled lol
You have returned to main menu :O
Medals Earned: 5/6 (210/220 points)
Find the Secret Room
Really? That's even possible?
Who's going to need a diamond anyway?
Get all the candy.
You've gotten out and can go back to trick-or-treating!
Money won't buy back the time you wasted.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
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