"Do You Believe In God?"

By:13BADASS

Casandra: [shooting people in execution style] Do you believe in God?

Hanzo: Yes.[gets shot]

Casandra: Do you believe in God?

Alucard: No.[gets shot]

Casandra: [points gun at Pico] Do you believe in God?

Pico: That's a complicated question. It depends on what you mean by "God". You see, I...

Casandra: Yes or no?

Pico: It helps no one to be reductive. I believe that that we are here implies to some degree that there are forces larger than us. Now, we can get into the semanticalities...

Casandra: YES OR NO?!?!?!?

Pico: [smoking a pipe] The very notion of belief itself can be rhetorically whittled to the bare nub of its meaning.

Pico: I'd like to talk to you a lot more about this. Would you be interested in reading some of my literature?

Casandra: NO![Casandra shoots herself]

Pico: God motherfucking damn💀